Holly Shares with Sassy Excuses for the New Woman

Maybe she’s too pretty…

To be nice?

Maybe she’s got a tough home life…

Everyone’s got something…

Maybe she’s shy…

Because shy people notoriously pull bitch faces at others

Maybe she’s hungry…

Maybe she should eat then.

Maybe she’s an undercover spy…

Certainly that must be it.

 

Maybe she’s just a bitter beyotch.

Maybe, probably, well, yeah.

 

end 8/11/2016

S. Darlington