Sunday Fiction Photo Prompt for October 16, 2016
Thank you to Alistair Forbes of Sunday Photo Fiction for providing this prompt! To read more entries for this prompt, click here.
and now for something completely different…..
Of Birds and Bunnies
“Grandpa, why do you hang your bird feeder in the park instead of your backyard?” Liam asks, holding the bag of birdseed as his grandfather fills the cylinder.
“Many reasons, I suppose. First, I think the birds are safer because I never see anyone’s cats here and I can sit on the bench and people-watch as well as birdwatch.”
Liam nods his red head. “Birds are cool. I like cardinals.”
“Cardinals like many birds are monogamous.”
“What’s that mean?”
Liam’s grandad smiles and sits on his bench. “It’s like your Mom and Dad. They chose each other and now they stay with each other.”
“Huh. But not you and grandma.”
“Well, Liam, I fell in love once with a beautiful woman and I thought I too could be a cardinal, but then this wren came along and then a finch. I don’t think I’m a bird at all.”
“Then what are you?”
Grandpa watches appreciatively as a blonde woman sashays by in very short denim shorts talking on her cell.
“Definitely . . . a rabbit.”
Liam contemplates his grandfather. “Because of your big ears?”
end 10/21/2016
S. Darlington
I laughed out loud with that one, and again with the Liam’s response. Brilliant.
Thank you. I usually write so seriously for your prompts so I thought something a bit more humorous was required. 🙂
It was great 🙂
Brilliant Sascha, very amusing, and a great last line that cuts Grandpa right down!
Ha, I don’t think I’ve ever heard Brilliant and Sascha in the same line before. 😉 Thank you very much as always for reading and commenting!
Funny story, Sascha. It seems Grandpa truly enjoys people watching, especially younger female people. Good writing. 🙂 — Suzanne
Thank you so much!
Adorable. A moment in time, pure about
ND simple yet poignient can’t spell too tired. Hehe