Yep, there are some things you shouldn’t do when you’re half asleep and posting is probably one of them because I linked nothing! 🙂
Duel to the End
I thought in my lifetime we might have become sensible and yet here are tanks led by a televangelist who proclaimed all shadow Christians would fight on his side. He proclaimed we were destined for civil war if his president were impeached. Fight for the unborn!
A man in Navy whites comes forward.
“Sir, Mr. JB, we hear you are ready.”
The 77-year-old white haired man steps forward. “My tanks are ready. We shadow Christians will fight to the death.”
“I’m Admiral Cahill. I have been chosen for the duel.”
“Duel? Pardon? I have tanks. I have my hunters with their shotguns.”
“No, sir. It’s a duel. You alone against me.”
Televangelist JB’s eyes narrow, he glances side-to-side. “Not possible.” His face is momentarily reptilian as his eye narrow further.
“With all due respect, sir, it’s been agreed that all parties who wish to pursue civil war must have their supreme agents stand for them.”
“I don’t know what that means. It’s satanic!”
“Sir, it means that when you shout civil war, you’re responsible for the duel.”
“Do you wish to retract?”
“I could die. Send a young one.”
This is partial fiction. A call for civil war was actually broadcast by a so-called Christian evangelist if Trump were impeached. A sad state of affairs in a country that once had free speech and a reasonable set of values. May we find them once again.