It has been a tremendously long time since I’ve taken part in the FFfAW challenge. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to participate!
Do I have a sign on my head that says: world’s biggest fool?
Of course, I don’t.
So, can anyone tell me why my best man and the woman who’s about to be my bride are canoodling on the dock while I’m parasailing?
Destination wedding my gravlax.
Just as soon as I cancel my credit cards and financing for this fiasco, the headline will read: Disappearing groom destined for destination undetermined.
I think I hear a rum punch in Aruba calling my name.
And, maybe they’ll never realize they broke trust. And my stupid heart.
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