I don’t know who Ben Watson is, but he really seems to care about me. Every day I get several emails from him offering to save me money on my coffee, telling me about my Amazon orders (how does he know?!), about rate reductions, benefits approval notices, my incomplete application (for what, I don’t know, but he seems to; I wonder if it’s a new job?) and the latest is that Walmart owes me $15,000. $15,000! I’m positive that I’ve never even spent that much money at Walmart over my lifetime.
What a good soul this Ben Watson must be to email me every day, to care about all of these little things I’ve evidently over looked.
Do you have a Ben Watson in your life? (Wink, wink.) 😉
Ben Watson (email@example.com)
Walmart Could Owe You $15,000:
Walmart got sued for the way that they have been running their business. As a result, they are being forced to give up to $15,000 back to some of their customers.
If you have ever shopped at Walmart, you are owed money.
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All of Ben Watson’s emails end up in my spam folder. They are spam. This is satire.
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