Firstly, if you are allergic to puns or they put you in a perpetually bad mood, please read no further. 😉 However, if you don’t mind a cheesy story, please do continue.
I didn’t want to write about the pandemic or politics or viruses or death or conspiracy theories or any other craziness (like lasers starting fires in California) that I’ve not mentioned. I wanted to write something more than slightly silly. So here we go.
Thanks, as always, to Rochelle for Friday Fictioneers.
Two Photos for the Price of One!
On a Roll
“Did you say, I’m no gouda? Are you trying to Havarti me? In queso you are, you’ll make me blue. I’ll be stilton with a Cheshire grin. Should I speak more Caerphilly? Your skin looks so creamy. Should we adjourn to the cottage?” Nigel stops, glances sheepishly at me before giving me cow eyes, milking it for all he’s worth. “Should I stop before I grow mold?”
“When you’re as sharp as cheddar? Nope, you’re definitely on a roll.”
“Does that mean you’ll brie mine?”
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And Happy Valentine’s too…..(although there may be more to come!)
Ha. Cheesy but cute.
Thank you. That’s what I was hoping for. 💖
Halou me
lol Punsters arise!
Ha! Cheesy but gouda!
lol Crackers, right?
If you’re going to go for a pun, you may as well go all the way with it! 🙂
I whole-hearted agree! 🙂
Dear Sascha,
An alternate title might be “Cheesy Writer.” 😉 Pumeramic story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Ha! Yep, in many, many ways, I am indeed a cheesy writer! Thanks, Rochelle!
Parming story, Sascha!
lol Thanks, Lisa! 🧀
🙂
I’m so glad you decided to brie silly 🙂
Thank you. So glad to see others joining in on cheesy comments! 🧀
Funny innuendos and quips … Be Safe 😷 … Isadora 😎
Thank you, Isadora. You be safe as well!