My Upcoming Premiere in Swan Lake #humor

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Dear WordPress,

I want to extend my deepest appreciation to you because without you I would never have been able to attain my (still) impossible dream.

You see, with each blog post, I never know if I will be able to add a photo from a url or if I’ll have to download the photo first and then upload it or if I’ll be able to insert it from a url for my featured photo or if I’ll end up with multiple copies that at some point when I have absolutely nothing to do (I’m thinking death might factor in), I will delete and edit posts to make sure everything still shows up. Every single post is fraught with excitement and anticipation, which has kept me on my toes. Yes, I’m now literally on my toes several times a day, which has allowed me to do the toe work necessary for complicated Balanchine choreography. My friends and family and I are amazed by my new dexterity.

And I have you to thank for this for making it possible.

Faithfully yours,
A New Prima Donna ex-blogger

(kidding about the ex-blogger…and well…) ๐Ÿ˜‰

4 thoughts on “My Upcoming Premiere in Swan Lake #humor

    1. I’ve never really tried any of the others. I’ve worked with so many quirky programs over the years that really this one doesn’t bother me too much….until it does. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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