Earth Diary: February 11, 2023

I found proof today that the aliens have indeed arrived. While on my daily mission–putting clothes in the dryer–I spotted gold orbs in the grass. Upon closer inspection, I noted what would appear to be dandelions. However, this is mid-February in the DMV and dandelions do not grow in winter resting grass thus making my assumption regarding alien-arrival to be true.

Updates as they come.

A February dandelion, y’all! 2/11/23

4 thoughts on “Earth Diary: February 11, 2023

  1. The dandelions are alien–works for me. I’m slightly to the north, and it’s the same lack of winter here. And to the west in Pittsburgh of all places, the temperature has been in the seventies. Shesh.

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