Poor Channeling of Dorothy Parker

The Topic is: Gossips

Tongue-in-cheek poetry

Ladies (probably not) Who Gossip

Gossip, gossip, gossip, you do
may all you say come back at you
a hundred times
a thousand times
a billion times sure
may all you say, hurt you more


Gossips on the gossips train
use their tongue instead of brain
can’t drain a seldom-used resource
gossiping is a witless team sport.


Gossip, Gossip chatting tripe
at the bustop, early light
Your kids listen in, fine with you
they must learn to gossip too.

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