December 4, 2018
Blurb: The Valiant was supposed to save us. Instead, it triggered the end of the world.
Earth is in shambles. Everyone, even the poorest among us, invested in the Valiant’s space mining mission in the hopes we’d be saved from ourselves. But the second the ship leaves Earth’s atmosphere, our fate is sealed. The alien invasion begins. They pour into cities around the world through time portals, possessing humans, forcing us to kill one another. Continue reading
Sorry, I’m not up to snuff today. The AC’s going and it’s hot here. I’m mellllllltttttinnnnng. So here’s my whimsy offering (brain may be detached).
Keep it up. I’m gonna clock you.
Pardon? You’re going to use your timepiece to check my speed?
Shut up or I’ll belt you.
You’ll give your belt to me? How very kind, but I hardly need one. No belt loops.
Your elevator really doesn’t stop at all floors.
My elevator? You’ve lost me. I have no elevator. I prefer the stairs.
As a woman, I can’t be an Uncle.
Check you later, alligator.
Such a confused person. Must be disease. Alfred, we shouldn’t invade this planet. Could be symptomatic idiomitis.